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Freudian Slip :(
- Mami: "E bakit bumagsak ka?"
- Z: "Eeee di ko binabasa yung guide e."
- Mami: "Tinamod ka na naman? Ay, tinamad ka na naman?"
- Z: "HAAAA?"
- Ate: "YUUUCK"
- Z: "YUCK HUHUHUHUHU"
- Mami: "Ha? Bakit? Anong sinabi ko?"
- Z: "HUHUHU"
- Ate: "Sperm."
- Mami: "AHAHAHA! SORRY!"
- Z: "KADERE"
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- Girl: Hey, I just met you.
- Girl: And this is crazy.
- Girl: But here's my num--
- Me: I'm gay.
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Things to do:
- Dig a hole.
- Name it love.
- Watch people fall in love.
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The Simpsons
(Source: breadpao)
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It turns out that, really, sometimes, all you need is someone to hold your hand.
(via youjustinspiredme)
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Maybe I’ll take the leap with you.
(Source: y0uinspiredme, via youjustinspiredme)
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OMG FOOD
(Source: darkandchaos, via narc0tic)
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DOESN’T MATTER, HAD BACON
(via narc0tic)
