1. Freud was right...

    • Z: "Hey can you pass me 5php please, desperate"
    • Q: "Kk wait"
    • Z: "Thanks! :))"
    • Q: "8====8"
    • Z: "...Is that supposed to be a double-ended penis? Balls on both ends?"
    • Q: "It's a bone goddam..."
    • Z: "You forgot the R in boner."